Because I Said So – Funny Wooden Wall Art
"Because I said so!" The ultimate answer to any question. Whether you’re a parent, teacher, or boss, this handcrafted wooden wall sign is the perfect way to express your authority with humor. Guaranteed to bring smiles while still getting the message across!
Great for family rooms, classrooms, and offices, this sign also makes a fun gift for new parents, teachers, or anyone who’s tired of explaining themselves.
Why You'll Love It:
✔ Sarcastic & Humorous Design – Perfect for family spaces, high school classrooms, or office decor.
✔ Handcrafted Quality – Made from premium wood, precision laser-cut, and hand-painted or stained.
✔ Customizable Colors & Sizes – Choose from 16 vibrant colors and 5 wood stain finishes to match your style.
Product Details:
📏 Available Sizes:
Small: 3.66" H x 9.25" W
Medium: 7" H x 17.65" W
Large: 9.36" H x 23.65" W
🎨 Color Options: Yellow, Orange, Red, Pink, Magenta, Purple, Cobalt Blue, Powder Blue, Turquoise, Teal, Grass Green, Pear Green, White, Cream, Gray, Black.
🌿 Wood Stain Options: Weathered Gray, Weathered Red, Weathered Ebony, Weathered Brown, Weathered Denim.
Order & Shipping:
Each sign is made to order – please allow 1-3 business days for production.
Fast Shipping Available – Need it by a specific date? Select expedited shipping or message us!
Wholesale Orders Welcome – Interested in bulk purchases? Contact us for special pricing.
📍 Eco-Friendly & Proudly Made in the USA – Designed and handcrafted in our Sioux Falls, South Dakota studio using sustainable materials.
"Because I said so!" The ultimate answer to any question. Whether you’re a parent, teacher, or boss, this handcrafted wooden wall sign is the perfect way to express your authority with humor. Guaranteed to bring smiles while still getting the message across!
Great for family rooms, classrooms, and offices, this sign also makes a fun gift for new parents, teachers, or anyone who’s tired of explaining themselves.
Why You'll Love It:
✔ Sarcastic & Humorous Design – Perfect for family spaces, high school classrooms, or office decor.
✔ Handcrafted Quality – Made from premium wood, precision laser-cut, and hand-painted or stained.
✔ Customizable Colors & Sizes – Choose from 16 vibrant colors and 5 wood stain finishes to match your style.
Product Details:
📏 Available Sizes:
Small: 3.66" H x 9.25" W
Medium: 7" H x 17.65" W
Large: 9.36" H x 23.65" W
🎨 Color Options: Yellow, Orange, Red, Pink, Magenta, Purple, Cobalt Blue, Powder Blue, Turquoise, Teal, Grass Green, Pear Green, White, Cream, Gray, Black.
🌿 Wood Stain Options: Weathered Gray, Weathered Red, Weathered Ebony, Weathered Brown, Weathered Denim.
Order & Shipping:
Each sign is made to order – please allow 1-3 business days for production.
Fast Shipping Available – Need it by a specific date? Select expedited shipping or message us!
Wholesale Orders Welcome – Interested in bulk purchases? Contact us for special pricing.
📍 Eco-Friendly & Proudly Made in the USA – Designed and handcrafted in our Sioux Falls, South Dakota studio using sustainable materials.
"Because I said so!" The ultimate answer to any question. Whether you’re a parent, teacher, or boss, this handcrafted wooden wall sign is the perfect way to express your authority with humor. Guaranteed to bring smiles while still getting the message across!
Great for family rooms, classrooms, and offices, this sign also makes a fun gift for new parents, teachers, or anyone who’s tired of explaining themselves.
Why You'll Love It:
✔ Sarcastic & Humorous Design – Perfect for family spaces, high school classrooms, or office decor.
✔ Handcrafted Quality – Made from premium wood, precision laser-cut, and hand-painted or stained.
✔ Customizable Colors & Sizes – Choose from 16 vibrant colors and 5 wood stain finishes to match your style.
Product Details:
📏 Available Sizes:
Small: 3.66" H x 9.25" W
Medium: 7" H x 17.65" W
Large: 9.36" H x 23.65" W
🎨 Color Options: Yellow, Orange, Red, Pink, Magenta, Purple, Cobalt Blue, Powder Blue, Turquoise, Teal, Grass Green, Pear Green, White, Cream, Gray, Black.
🌿 Wood Stain Options: Weathered Gray, Weathered Red, Weathered Ebony, Weathered Brown, Weathered Denim.
Order & Shipping:
Each sign is made to order – please allow 1-3 business days for production.
Fast Shipping Available – Need it by a specific date? Select expedited shipping or message us!
Wholesale Orders Welcome – Interested in bulk purchases? Contact us for special pricing.
📍 Eco-Friendly & Proudly Made in the USA – Designed and handcrafted in our Sioux Falls, South Dakota studio using sustainable materials.